abit.. a little bit ... just a little bit about the legendary 5 clancy's PENDIDIKAN SIVIK period(s)...

selamat sejahtera beta ucapkan kepada setiap peminat blog beta... pada malam ini, izinkan beta (tak payah izin kerana beta maharaja) untuk menyentuh sikit tentang masa pendidikan sivik bagi tingkatan lima clancy 2009 ini...

*cough*

today a... its a real SICK day for the clancy-ians.. a memorable day with honor... TODAY... straight after miss wong entered our class.. it was like.. wow.. such BRIGHT u knw?! she entered our class.. as we felt the sense of happiness of her footsteps... so enthusiastic...
firstly... it goes like dis:
jia yang: class stan-----d---...
*weibo stands up as SLOW as possible while scratching his piggy buttock*
*yishin stands even SLOWERRRR... like shits sticking his butt to the chair*
*my class : half stand half sit. some zzz-ing, jumping, roaring, shouting, even arguing*
then...
miss wong: good afternoon class.
one quarter of the pupils: good afternoon teache--r (FLAT)
then.. this was the pre-climax of the story.. here it goes...
*the TEACHER took her markerpen and simply danced on the white board... writing cakar-ayam-ly on it with the speed of light.. we all stunned.. looking at her back as if we had amphylatic shock... then miss wong said: now listen a-- all of u mus have to have copy every single word i write on the board as fast as possible, cause i will write very the fast and later i will straight rub off when there is more no space is lefting... (mind the grammar mistakes...)
junwan: teacher aaa--- where got like this-
miss wong : *interrupted* what where what got like this like that harhh? if not how i can get u allS' attentionS harh? so this is the only way larh... DO IT NOW!
all the middle-back gang: WOI!! WEI!!! TEACHER A!! GOT LIKE DAT WAN--
miss wong : *freaking interrupted again* LIKE THAT LIKE THIS LIKE WAT?!! TODAY I WAN HAND IN U ALL TO ME ALL THE BOOKS!! (grammar like standard negative 6) IF NOT I WILL TAKE ACTION (wonder what freaking action would she freaking take..)
about whole class: *roaring and boo-ing all around and making fool* ESPECIALLY YISHIN: argh!! wei!!! woi!! wowarghee!!! buaarrh!!!! eererrerrr!!! erghHH!! (dunno wad the hell happening to him)

then later she wrote on the board like... SUPER fast, SUPER cakar ayam, SUPER messy, and then her font like from times new changes to arial then to viridian then to comic sans then to arial black, then to monotype corsiva and then dunno wad...
on the board all of us could watch a series of MBS-drift.. walao... ur board kena separate by her 3 columns and str8 after all of it were full then later she IMMEDIATELY erased the first column and began the mbs-drift again, even faster and FASTER! she's kinda mad we think..

all of us were like stunned at that moment..but then later we sedar that we have to write AT LEAST SOMETHING or not she will really fang us to death.. or burn us to death.. although we had just managed to run out of the skul and reach the field at 2 minutes time during yesterday's fire drill practice.. all of us sick ady.. then yishin and i began to drift but jus couldnt follow the teacher... ok , lets cut off the nonsenses and lets go straight to the MAIN point..

this was it... the fight between MISS WONG & ONG YU YANG a.k.a rubb**h a.k.a bear's lao po..
ROUND 1: pre-war:-
- cik wong telah membuang sebiji grenade yang diimport dari USA kepada encik ong yu yang yg sedang mencuri tulang dan sedang zzzZZZ-ing di atas mejanya...
- grenada tersebut telah secara cepat berexplode tetapi secara luckily encik ong telah berjaya mendodgekannya...
- secara hiperbola hamba tu berdiri secara begitu tegak sekali dan sekarang memasuki peringkat WAR.

ROUND 2 : CETUSAN PERPERANGAN
-semasa sinaran matahari yang begitu kuat telah semakin dihalang oleh bayang-bayang bullets Ak-67 dan missles kereta kebal, en. ong telah bangun... masa ini juga cik wong telah menunjukkan kemarahan yang begitu ultimatenya itu... kedua-dua manusia itu pun ber-stare dan ber-glare secara flammable sesama lain..
-*perlukan imaginasi para penonton* background mereka terdapat api yang begitu membara tinggi dan panas serta berflame ganas.. even sandra punya hotness pun tiada tanding dengannya.. hahaxD
-blok yong chee seng telah bershake dengan begitu vigorous seperti chemical reaction antara rubidium (Rb) dengan air (H2O).. api membara dengan begitu ganas dan fierce sekali dan telah menyebabkan air peluh membanjiri kawasan itu..
-s'karang memasuki round 3...

ROUND 3: CLIMAXXXXXX
-cik wong telah bershout dan ber-roar secara KUAT sehingga menyebabkan hura-hara : WEI!! DIS BOY!! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WHEN EVERY-BODY IS BUSY COPYING THE NOTESSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHILE EVERYBODY IS COPYING !! HOW DARE U SLEEP ON THIS TABLE !!! HARHHH?!?!?!
-en.ong secara quick telah mengambil buku notanya keluar tetapi masih tiada dpt menandingi angin kencang yang keluar dari ke-roar-ran cik wong ...
-cik wong: *jerit umpama tiada orang lain punya bisnes* HOW DARE U!!!!!!!!! HARHHHH!!!!! HUH?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY U SLEEP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *pukul meja dgn kuat* TELL ME!!! U CANT DO DIS!!!!! TAKE OUT UR NOTES NOW AND COPY!!!!!
-beta dan hamba2 at first ingatkan perang ni akan stop ... tetapi bukan.. cik wong secara ganas telah membuka matanya dan meng-increase-kan saiz matanya pada tahap MAKSIMUM.. lalu dia menjerit (JERIT, BUKAN BERCAKAP, TETAPI J-E-R-I-T!!) : ^@$&*^$&*@^$(*$^&@$(*@&^(!$&$(*&@$(*)&$)*@&$@)$&@)($* WHAT'S UR NAME A??!?!?! I WAN THE DEMERIT FORM NOW!!! MONITOR!!!#&(@^@&(#!(&# AND HOW DARE U SLEEP HARHHH???!?!?! HARHHH??!??!?!?! WADS UR NAME!! TEL ME!! HOW DAREEEE U SLLEPPPP!!! I SEE SO MANY PPL WALKING AROUND AND TALKING AND SHOUTING, BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE TRYING TO BORROW NOTES TO COPY !!!! BUT!! ITS U!!! U!!! Y-O-U!! SLEEPING HERE AND PRETENDS THAT U TIDAK PATUT DO ANYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT S-L-E-E-P!!! SO WHAT U THINK U R NOW HARHH?? U R TEACHER IZIT?!?! U WAN TO BCOME TEACHER AND TEACH ME IZITT??! FINE!!! COME OUT NOW AND U TAKE EVERYTHING URS AND GIVE ME!! I AM TO GIV U MY TAG!! MY HANDBAG!! MY PENS!!! MY SKIRTS!! AND MY SHIRT!!! AND MY SPECS TOO!!! IF U WANT HARHH?!?!? I WARN U NOW!!! I AM THE TEACHER AND U R MY STUDENTS!!! SO U DON EVER SLEEP IN MY CLASSSSS!!!!! UNDERSTAND?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! (en. ong nodded) U LIKE dis *nodded her head mayb coz dunno the word 'nod' in BM* like dis MEANS WHAT HARHH??!! I DON ACTUALLY DON THINK U UNDERSTOODS WAT I TOLD TO U LORH!! U IF UNDERSTOODS U WILL NOT DO LIKE DIS THINGS LORHH!! (really idiotic grammar) I KNW MY ENGLISH IS NOT SO GOOD SO WHAT?!?!? BUT U HAVE TO REALLY KNOW THAT I AM UR TEACHHERER!!!!#^!^#%^*@! AND I THINK THAT I AM DESERVING TO BE RESPECTING BY ALL OF U!! AND ESPECIALLY U OKAYHH!! U.... U R TRYING TO SLEEP IZIT WHEN ALL OF THE STUDENTS WERE BUSYING COPYING THE THINGS ON THE BOARD IZIT NOW?!?! &@^$&*^(!^($@&$(*@^$(&!^$(!&^@(&$^!!!!! U ACTS AS A STANDARD 1 STUDENT NOW U KNW??!?!?! NONONO!!NO!! NO!!! EVEN A STANDARD ONE, NO! A TA-DI-KA KID CAN BEHAVE GOOD THAN U LORH!! THEY WONT SLEEP DURING CLASSES LIKE U!! SO WHAT U TRYING TO DO NOW!! HARHH??!! U THINK U STARE AT ME WITH THAT KIND OF FACE I WILL SCARE U NOW AHH?!??! I WONT WAN OKAYH!!! AND U THINK URSELF!!!!!! WHY I SCOLDS U LIKE DAT HARHH?!?! U THINK I WANT WAN ARH?!!! ARGH!!! NEXT TIME, IF I SEE ANYONE DO LIKE DIS THING LIKE THIS BOY, ERM.. WAT NAME A??! *look at the name tag through her THICK specs* ONG-YU-E-YANGG!!! AND I WILL SURE KICK U OUT OF THE CLASSS. CALLL MR WONG AND CATCH U!!! CALL UR PARENTS!!!! AND CANE U!!! AND DO THE WATEVER THE PUNISHMENTS WHICH ARE SHOULD BE (should be 'necessary')!!!

*all the students' reactions were different at all... *
some: *looked stunned *
some: boo--- BOO!!!
some: like yishin la.. shitting like me as if he thinks that he is HOTTER than me.. shame on him..
some: *add oil into fire*

and, and, and,,.... due to certain circumstances , and i don especially knw WHY... all of us freaking finished her note!!! in that particularly SHORT time.. we did it !!! hey!! woohoo!!

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

and now.. the grand moment for mbs annual awards giving to:
the 1st and the only one...
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
the most FAMOUSest, most SHAMELESS-EST, PITIEST victim award....
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
let us call upon him, the receiver of this grand prize...
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
mr....
DEN DEN DEN DEN
ONG-
YU-
YANGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*he walks up to the stage slowly and all the spotlights and cameras shoots upon him.
emcee: mr. ong, whats ur feeling right now when we announced that this award belongs to u?? tell the audiences and ur fans!!
ong yu yang: erm... *sobbing slightly* feel.. i feel so PROUD!! i never think that i will stand on this stage today!! and standing by this podium to express myself!! *shouts uncontrollably* woow!!!waHHH!!!#^%@!*^#@%#^@#&^#(&#!^&*^#@&#(*#&@*(@&$*(@&(*@#$&*()$&@*(@&$*)@&$*)(@&$)@$&)@$)($&@*)@^$(*!^$()@*&$^!$&^@*$()@*)$&@)$&!!!!!!!

emcee: *cough* erm.. mr.ong, i think u need to calm urself down.. erm... wait *takes the mic away from ong* thank you so-
ong: *interrupted, looking extremely angry* wait!!!! argh... *snaps the mic back so hardly that the emcee stumbles* i havnt freaking say finish a!! i still wan thank my mom!! my dad!!! hahhahaahahha(dunno why laugh)!! and my classmates!!! and my teachers!! especially miss wong!!!!!!muahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha^%!#^*@*@@*&^@&$(*^@$&(*!!!

-THE END- xD

a simple monday

today morning, luck seemed to betray me.. when i reached 8wah's home.. as usual, 3kai and i went fill in his mom's avanza.. and... as usual.. the car kostan back out to the road.. then.. as usual again.. his mom grabbed the gear so hard.. and then.. THE UNUSUAL thing came!! the car seemed like losing control... it was like.. slanting to the right.. it was like triple G until all of us freaking realised it u knw?!

hehe... then today i also realised something real stupid.. the st john room a.. all our members got so hyper in it... shouting and screaming like nobody's business all around.. as if they had lost their had.. though i AM one of them... and then... playing the balloonS that we committee had left since cdt training camp 2008.. and zk finally got so annoyed after million times i pounded it on him.. on the BED actually... xD
then the moment someone coming in. we were like glaring at him, or even her.. stunned.. hahaxD could u jus imagine that situation.. such a ROT.. u knw?!

today schedule was somewhat PERFECTLY used by me!! such a record la.. i had never tried to manage my DIFFICULT and TIGHT time so well.. i was kinda proud of it edi. sejarah notes.. bio notes.. add maths graphs.. and tuitions... and chinese classes... so many things just to get my temperature rose... but then.. however.. today all the promoted ppl got to go up and shake hand with mr. wong.. and zk was the emcee.. kinda nice la.. but when i got up... jus how hard to imagine that those cheers were like breaking my cochlea and flooding my auditory canal edi...

last thing were the homeworks.. stupid... esp add maths... sometimes.. we could think and figure out that.. add maths is the most environmentally UNfriendly subject of all ... waste like stack of paper jus to finish up a stupid series of formative exercises in the text book, written by a stupid author... that come up with another freaking stupid reference book... haiyo... dunno learn add maths for wad... bored...

and one last thing of the lasts... HISTORY... IN BM SEJARAH... it was the most STUPIDEST subject that i had been studying on earth!! i hate that.. esp when teacher teaching sejarah... memorizing or even lazier to be just reading all over the stupid freaking text book all over and over and over.... non stop... echoing ur ears... vibrating ur pinna in maximum frequency.. fasten ur heart pumping... enlarging ur capillaries.. breaking ur nerves... bursting ur intestines.. pulling ur guts out ... argh...

anyway... i wish everyone... my fellow loyal followers...

HAPPY LAST-WEEK-OF-SCHOOL-BEFORE-CHINESE-NEW-YEAR-9DAYS-HOLIDAY-PLUS-ONE-DAY-FEDERAL-TERRITORY-DAY-HOLIDAY !!!!!!!!

i promise,

hehe, today's sunday.. saturday had jus over...
saturday, i mean, yesterday, somewhat, a QUITE remarkable day for 6AC... and for our divisions memecahkan rekod enrolling so many members ... most IMPORTANTLY, we got 2 sergeant, both got double promotion.. cheh..
the promotions and others were as follow......
promotion to:
Ag. Cdt Sgt
1. Ag. Cdt/Cpl Liew Jun Bin (divisional member-in-charge)
2. Ag. Cdt/Cpl Ho Weixing (divisional secretary)
Cdt/Cpl
1. Ag. Cdt/Cpl Chai Boon Tek (divisional treasurer)
Ag. Cdt/Cpl
1. Cdt L/Cpl Lai Hao Cherng (divisional traning coordinator)
2. Cdt L/Cpl Samuel Ong Jun Hoong (room-in-charge)
3. Cdt L/Cpl Lim Sean Yee (assistant secretary)
Cdt L/Cpl
1. Ag. Cdt L/Cpl Lim ZhengKang (divisional storekeeper)
2. Ag. Cdt L/Cpl Brian Cheong Mun Yew (divisional cadet voluntary service coordinator)
3. Ag. Cdt L/Cpl Devandran a/l S. Mahendran (divisional activity coordinator)
Ag. Cdt L/Cpl
1. Cdt Lai Kwang Ming (assistant traning coordinator)
2. Cdt Kriskkumar a/l Karunanithi (assistant storekeeper)
3. Cdt Low Chee Leon (assistant cadet voluntary service coordinator)

and then, when mr. michael announce that ikrar thing, all the new enrolled members were like so happy.. proud moment with joy perhaps... i still remember that year when our year got enrolled.. weixing, jun bin, boon tek, I, kin heng, daniel, john, sean yee, samuel and caleb
all like so hapy dat time...
but then, it was getting something like elimination throughout the time, 4 of us, kin heng, john, caleb and daniel bcame so inactive, leaving this BIG family.

i believe that these new members will get to understand st john organisation well in the future.. if they are active and willing to attend the functions carried by us , as well as the big organisation.. hope lar then.. like last 3 years.. when we were form 2.. at the starting of the year.. all of us.. raised up our right hands firm.. words by words of the cadet code of chivalry.. echoing around the enrolment field..

wow... just as precise as what the committee had thought .. it was a rather pleasant moment.. for we eldest in division to watch them, germinated strongly and joyfully for the days to come..

ALL THE BEST!

to mothers... XD

there are three great beautiful pretty hot mothers were born today's date XX year(s)...
they were dendendenden...
den den den DEN...
1shin's mom, 8wah's mom and 3kai's mom!! haha seems like 183 club hehe i began SS ady...
anyway..
u 3 deserve a BIG hug from ur son, nt me.. hhehe...

happy BIRTHDAY!!

im still ALIVE.

its been a couple of days since i last posted.. but trust me.. it wont ROT like somebody..
hehexD.
these days were like so darn the boring... nothing to do except HOMEWORK.. freak.
now.. i have quite a small list of teachers being anti-ed.. no la.. not anti la actually.. jus abit opinions.. ^^
maths - this teacher a... so hard to describe. halo madam, we all form 5 sudah.. boleh tak jangan asyik ajar ajar kita BASIC MANGLISH (malaysian english) and 1+1 a??? then her voice is like 99.99% identical to Pn. Chong's... sharp until can poke through ur cochlea..
malay - haiz... the same SAME teacher to our form4 's ... but nvm la.. EVERYTIME enter class then take the marker and write the topic on the board ... not sien wan meh?
BI- "today, while having teatime with few teachers, all of a sudden i received a call from a student's daddy, complaining and scolding me for not giving essays... so.. sry guys.. i had no choice.." OR... "job that has no income, i dont do!"
add maths - a GOOD teacher... she spells english words that nobody would spell the way she does...
chemistry - "hari ini kami akan learn rate of reaksi..." so rojak-ky...
biology - "if u hav any stories to tell, please tell it outside.."
sejarah - "%@*^%@*&^*&!^$(@^($^&$($^@(*$&^$(*!@&$(*!$, sekarang kau orang faham? tak faham? huh? tak pa.. saya ulang lagi... @&*$^*&$^@(@&$(*@&$)$&!)&($*@&)*&$)!&*$)(!$!)!*$)... so s'karang faham sudah tak?"
moral - keyakinan wujudnya Pn. Kasturi sebagai guru terhormat pelajar-pelajar tingkatan 5 Clancy dan menghadiri setiap kelas-Nya (esp to yishin and chuin chi xD) berlandaskan peraturan-peraturan sekolah dan minat pelajar masing-masing...
Literature in English - the most preferably teacher in the whole universe who is the ONLY ONE that can use her voice to cover the 08/09 Clancy-ians voices... world record.. "i think that i am being too kind to u guys..."
EST - *after recess* "have u guys eaten fully? hehe i guess so..." *2 minutes later* "have u guys eaten?" *5 minutes later as if she had lost her memory* "have u guys EATEN?!?! TELL ME!!"
KOMSAS - "6 kerat punya pantun.. apa kaitan dan perbezaannya dengan 8 kerat?" *class fell in total silence*.... "kenapa tak jawab? tak tau ke? aduhai u orang ya... kena baca la KERUSI... kalau tak baca macam mana nak faham?"
IT - "chia way.. u IT brigade right? and u should set up a good example... i want u to cut ur hair as soon as possible... am i making myself clear?" a man hanging the name tag as PENGETUA and try the hardest to speak english as fluent as mrs ramani.. but jus couldnt get the slang adapted..
PJK - "kalau seorang pun tidak membawa baju, seluruh kelas tak boleh pergi PJ..."
Physics - *during ICC closing ceremony* "hey look, these are boys from my skul, smart, aren't they?" *SBU vomits*
Sivik - "i know u guys know me.. so pls dun bully me.."

So all these are parts of my teachers' introduction.. so abit silly... but they are GOOD la MOSTLY...MAYB... PROBABLY

then actually quite alot of surprise la this year... Ceci starts to SS in front of me le.. hahaxD she so funny.. but thank to her la.. gave me a nice wallet.. muackss..
then today pn. mazlini my BM teacher said that "kan ni menunjukkan s'kolah tidak mengambil berat terhadap kebajikan guru-guru? sebuah meja dan kerusi pun tak da..."

these few nights like unable to go sleep... lying on the bed like HALF-DEAD...

and the MOST STUPID-EST thing!! hahahxD silly like dunno wat.. our skul got 8 sport houses right now..
rumah horley
rumah chow thye
rumah foong wah
rumah doraisamy
rumah loke yew
rumah mori
rumah goh tong
and....
rumah SHELLABEAR!!

im being pulled into shellabear.. the name like so strange.. and there are oni 3 ppl including me were listed in this house... darn!!
then today mr. gopal told us something about this house' name while we doing summary..
"Shellabear" is a person who bought the land where our skul currently at..
so, no bear no us...
somethin like dat la...

starting to be BORED ady.. but i shall be HOT still.. hehexD
these few days i was like crapping and shitting wit all the frens.. non stop... ESPECIALLY during sivik and all the HOT spirits of clancy returned..
go and do add maths 1st... pn. yap... a CONSIDERATE teacher..
then remembered about how pn. yong emphasised about how EASY is maths... "easy as 1+1 right??"

and.. i hate the feelings when in the early morning while the sun still acting like a PIG... all those breezing cold air poking and shooting into my eye and skin receptors.. plus as i wan to shout out loudly.. no voice somemore ,.... u know how hard to open your eyes in the mornin?
haha.. anything la.. btw... the add maths text book is summoning me ady... if not it is goin to slip into my ANUS AND BLOCKING THOSE SHITS OUT OF MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!!
*vomit*

aiya.. haiyo... watever la... bye.. chaozzz...

p/s: kean loong gor... happy bday a...

1st day...

early in the morning, when then sun still hiding beneath the sea level... i woke up. i knew alot of ppl woke up too.. almost the same time, but surely for the same purpose..

the school gave us kinda warm welcome... with all the midget faces... form 1 and form 2
esp form 2 prefects.. walking around... booking those seniors LA funds like they had not been beaten b4..
the first bell rang.. we all could listened to weixing, wearing the prefect tie.. shouting like as if his daughter is lost in the crowd at petaling street or something else... we dont even know that he has this kind of LOUD voice... poking through everyone's conversations... jun wan was like looking at him, shocked and stunned.. haha mayb "someone" had left mbs.. and makes him upset ...
i remember all the form 1 faces... all were like so SMALL... and almost all malay.. i saw 3 form 1 greeted "good morning" to Mr wong.. and our principal was like their GREAT GRANDFATHER.. putting his hand on their head... greeted back... this and that...

then... assembly started.. i forgot the skul song lyrics.. for the BM version... and all the form 1's were like staring at the flags... not knowing what the heck was happening... haha so cute... *vomit*
then... Benny talked and talked and talked as USUAL... "sekarang, kami akan meminta Mr. Wong untuk menyampaikan sijil-sijil kehadiran 100 peratus pada tahun lepas kepada pelajar-pelajar... dipersilakan.."
then all the students in the queue, EXCLUDING me.. all went up 1 by 1, some smiling, some like normal reaction, some like bored, some shy... and mr. wong like so happy to look at them, handing those useLESS certs to them.. smiling this and that...
"sekarang, kami akan mempersilakan pengetua sekolah kami, Encik Wong untuk berucap.."
then as USUAL AGAIN, mr. wong came up to the stage, holding his THICK THICK notebook as USUAL TOO... and coughed slightly.. correcting the mic... and started his series-es of 'rap' in rojak languange...
"selamat sejahtera pelajar sekalian..."
"welcome back to school"
"happy new year"
"bla...bla...bla...bla...BLA..BLA...........................BLA.........."
those nonsenses and craps continued for about 20 minutes.. lucky not dato low bin tick..
then... as USUAL AGAIN...
"majulah, MBS..."
or not...
"go forward, MBS..."

then all of us were like =.=
then i saw jun bin, SS-ed around his class with all the people... crapping and shitting all on himself.... nobody laughed at 1st.. but he forced them to..
everyone's hair was like so so so...
SHORT...

and... all like so...
BORED...

some of them were still challenging the school rules...

alot of things la... actually.. but then the hair check was like so idiotic... no one kena caught... and all the PREFECTS were like so SIENNN..

haiz.. nothin to post le... 1st day got 2 essays, add math homework edi...
then... Mr. Gopal was like so bu shuang to we 5clancy ady...
we also so bu shuang... some of the form 3 have their own locker in their classroom... but not even 1 small one for us... argh...
and..
and...
and..
a whole lot buck of SPBT TEXT BOOK to bring bac home... so heavy...

then..

aiz... nth to say liao..

at least not so worse as i thought la...

never mind.. life has to go on...
and... students have to study...

dunno wad i say ady... abit miserable and desperate right now... abit COOL ady..
but nvm.. few days later will surely HOT bac one...
wait and c..
after need go tuition... add maths and chemistry... yer..

chaozzz...

Last Will.

if, today is the first day of holiday begins...
if, school won't reopen tomorrow...
if, school time ends same as last year...
if, i will get straight A's for SPM...
if, time can go SLOWER...
if, i can have more money...
if, my brother won't rob away my computer life...
if, i can stay free always...
if, add maths is not a science stream's subject...
if, teachers were disabled to give homeworks...
if, i can stay beside Cecilia when she needs me the MOST...
if, i can concentrate in my studies...
if, my grandpa's illness can be cured...
if, my uncle can really STOP taking those freaking UGLY drugs...

and IF, all the people in this world stop talking nonsenses..

then, i will be happy and grateful for i had born in this world...

so, before the school reopens, the above are my LAST wills...
i hope... i HOPE i can really enjoy this whole new year... GOD...

go forward MBS...

tomorrow is goin to be the 1st day all the students had to wake up so much earlier, brush their teeth almost together at the same time, comb their hair when NECESSARY, eat 2 pieces of toasts while wearing uniforms, open their eyes as BIG as possible, practice to look at the light shone from the lamp so to get adapted... etc etc... xD
sobssss.. need to go skul again.. haiz... wake up so darn the early in the morning...
somemore one session now.... haiz.. dun wan to talk about the bersurai time ady..
2009 AIM:
-jus get concentrate during class (almost impossible), esp sejarah lesson (101%IMPOSSIBLE)
-bully the form 1 recruits in SJAM hahhaXD esp in FOOTDRILL (compulsory)
-memorize all the moral nilai in 5.01 minutes (En.Khuzairi *ba la ba* xD)
-get myself understand why i enter MBS.
-solve add maths questions 10 minutes faster than P.A.T 2008.
-SHUT all my sensory organs up during Pn. Mazlini's lesson. (esp eyes.)
-keep my hair SHORT always. if pn.gan or mr.uthaya stares at me, stare them back, hope i get Cecilia's gene, eyes so LARGE...
-GREET mr.wong everytime i SEE him.. even on petaling street... or in front of GTN wakakaxD, hope not..
-pass up my NILAMs in time..
-be GOOD to prefects... how to be GOOD? (dont pay LA funds, dont attend DC classes, dont CUT nails)
-let sia yaw yang a.k.a E.T to fall in love with our dearest cleanliness chairman ONG YU YANG!!
-be LOYAL to cik hanizah!! all hail mighty hanizah the great contributor of add maths!!
-always remember to bring UMBRELLA to skul, no matter how many books being fit into my bag..
-march, templar park 6AC camp, hope can invite KLSBU and KLCCD or KLmunchong to go...
-support GREEN PEACE.
-continue to be HOT HOT HOT AND HOT HOT HOT AND HOT!! BE HOTTEST AMONG ALL THE LIVING THINGS IN THIS EARTH WITH MY HOT MUI~ YEAH XD
-last but not least, be TALL at least 180cm at the end of the year... sobsss

arr... i forgot to sew the name tags...

cut cut cut CUT

today.. a real grand day..at last the hot HAO CHERNG HAD CUT HIS HAIR!!!

i went yishin's house and let his mom to cut my hair so thoroughly... i wanted to cry right now... really... sobsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

i was like hiding under my pillow and cry out and let my tear flood the whole world right now...
so sien.. i miss my hair... but wateva la... if i din cut my hair then pn.gan and mr.wong will stare at me the whole day, holding the real terrifying scissor walao... kalau kau tak memotong rambut kau ikut peraturan sekolah, jangan menyalahkan saya memotong rambut kau sangat fashion punya, sini lubang sana lubang...

argh.. want kill ppl ady..

remaining days..

life like candle...
time like water...

haiz... few more hourS until all of us have to return to school masing2...
today i went to school for bsb training... what we basically train and train non stop is that a SERIES of triangle formation... left-hand lay up... 3 points.... stretching... dribbling... and alot lar...
then jun bin came to me at the bsb court... he caught me to the st john room for "meeting" kononnya...

the MEETING was like... OMG... weixing, jun bin, zhengkang, devandran and I, additional non committee member Yen Fang... we were like chatting, crapping instead of havin discussionzzz = =

but nvm la... this is actually another way for all the 6AC committee members to maintain and strengthen our relationship larh... halfway zhengkang and junbin doin stupid and crappy things on the BED... weixing yawned: "aaaww.." we were like hhahahahahxD i wonder why so many ppl said weixing is cute... but.. actually.. quite cute larhh... kawaii
*vomittttttttt*

THAT'S ONLY 2 FREAKING DAYS FOR ALL OF US TO FREAKING GO BACK TO THE FREAKING SCHOOL AND STUDY LIKE NOBODY'S FREAKING BUSINESS!!!
when thinking about this... i will just yawn and pretend as if nothing had happened... like Sandra said... i need a high-tech coconut shell equipped with air-cond, computer, tv, bedroom and everything needed.. and i will just hide under it.. not goin to come out unless my mom force me while holding a super super "keung" M16....... haizzz.

2 more days....
*jump from Mount Kinabalu peak*
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the stupidest thing ever...

after breakfast, i went out with my mom and sis to mid valley for CNY shopping... it was TOTALLY FULL WITH PEOPLE!!
my mom shouted OMG when she saw the red light shining brightly stating that 2 of 3 Gardens parking lot were FULL... the remaining one was hardly 'surviving'... LUCKILY!! my mom found exactly a nice and perfect empty slot to fit in the Camry... if not... susahnya.. but then got 2 aunties on a freaking wira glared at my mom... then i was like.. cheh, bukan saya LC lu lar... tapi u punya malaysia-made 1500CC wira mana cukup fight dengan beta punya bonda punya 2400CC Camry?!
so face-kan reality la aunties... hehexD

after penat shopping, buying stuffs this and that... then finally we got to sit down in The Coffee Beans... enjoying an ice-blended hot chocolate... watchin the crowd walking and even running or crawling here and there.... city life larh...

after that, my mom fetched all of us to a place for dinner near kajang... i was like o.O...

then here;s the stupid idiot part...
BETA SUDAH FREAKING LUPA HARI YANG FREAKING ISTIMEWA NI MERUPAKAN 1 JANUARI 2009... SO I FREAKING FORGOT TO FREAKING TIE THE FREAKING STUPID IDIOT SAFETY BELT AT THE FREAKING BEHIND SEAT!!! THEN WHEN WE FREAKING REACHED THE FREAKING KAJANG HIGHWAY... 2 POLICEMEN FREAKING STOOD ON THE FREAKING ROADSIDE PAVEMENT OUTSIDE THE FREAKING 7 ELEVEN AND FREAKING STOPPED MY MOM'S FREAKING CAR... THEN THEY FREAKING POINTED AT ME AND FREAKING ASKED: NAK KENA SAMAN KE?! THEN I WAS LIKE FREAKING MALU ON MYSELF... I FREAKING FORGOT THAT TODAY IS A WHOLE FREAKING NEW YEAR!!^#%@*^^%#&@&(*#^!(#^!(#*&^&#!(!

Throughout the whole journey , my mom didnt say anything.. jus stare at me so damn the fiercely thru the mirror.... as if i had stolen his money or what... Triple G!! so THE DARN FISH u know?!?!?!?!?!

09' the whole new year...

yesterday 10pm i went to times square wit my family and neighbours... my neighbour children fren Ivan Lim who is just 4 years old... had been so impatient to watch the fireworks...

When the car drove through SMART tunnel, i saw so many cars were willing to pay RM2 so to reach TS or SgWang alot faster.. alot of ppl walking and loitering around that city centre area.. some of them wore sarcastic costumes like clowns... LOL... LALA's around too...

we went to DOME and sat down... i ordered a beef lasagne and a cherrylicious... it was about 9pm while TS wasnt closed yet...

so nice... the crowd around TS was so HIGH definitely...

when it was 11pm, TS began to close down.. all the people inside were being halau out by the guards... hehexD i was one of them too...
later 11.30pm, i started receiving all the sms-es by my fellow frens wishing and greeting happy new year..
11.50 -11.59pm: i can neither receive sms and calls nor call out and sms other ppl coz everyone there were calling and sms-ing, causing line to be interrupted... so poor..
11.59:59pm : everyone used their max voice to shout out the LAST SECOND OF 2008 while counting down...
12.00:00am, 1st Jan 2009: *BOMB*!!! fireworks bombarded the sky for about 20 minutes... nice like nobody's business.. wow!! i like it so much... it was like a sudden silence fell onto every single person on the spot... everyone was looking at the rainbow-ic sky.. hoping for a new and nicer year to go through... there was a sense of peacefulness that everyone must have felt too...
Later when the fireworks ended, all the ppl started cat-calling.. everyone was still HYPER indeed...
about12.20am,... the people dismissed groups by groups... as if they were tired or something... the fireworks were the most remarkably, nicest and shortest moment of all..
MALAYSIA BOLEH..!!

but then... not everything is good... while i returned home... i started to reply all the msg-es esp cecilia's and SANDRA'S!!
OMG... she was still so HYPER... she said something like:
HOT GOR, WE SHALL CONTINUE TO BE HOTTEST AMONG ALL THE HUMANS ON THE EARTH!!! AND WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD PEACEFULLY EVER AFTER!!!!

and i was like... LOL.. hahaxD she still got so HYPER in the late midnight...
and then... the bad thing came...
ALAS... i thought of something real terrifying!! TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOSH... THE FREAKIN' SCHOOL IS GONNA REOPEN!!
and my brain was like...

MBS!! MBS!! PLAY UP!! PLAY UP!! PLAY UP!!
*vomit like nobody's business*

haiz.. 2008 sudah over pun... s'karang sudah satu tahun lebih dekat dgn hari KIAMAT!!
hhaahahaxD