abit.. a little bit ... just a little bit about the legendary 5 clancy's PENDIDIKAN SIVIK period(s)...

selamat sejahtera beta ucapkan kepada setiap peminat blog beta... pada malam ini, izinkan beta (tak payah izin kerana beta maharaja) untuk menyentuh sikit tentang masa pendidikan sivik bagi tingkatan lima clancy 2009 ini...

*cough*

today a... its a real SICK day for the clancy-ians.. a memorable day with honor... TODAY... straight after miss wong entered our class.. it was like.. wow.. such BRIGHT u knw?! she entered our class.. as we felt the sense of happiness of her footsteps... so enthusiastic...
firstly... it goes like dis:
jia yang: class stan-----d---...
*weibo stands up as SLOW as possible while scratching his piggy buttock*
*yishin stands even SLOWERRRR... like shits sticking his butt to the chair*
*my class : half stand half sit. some zzz-ing, jumping, roaring, shouting, even arguing*
then...
miss wong: good afternoon class.
one quarter of the pupils: good afternoon teache--r (FLAT)
then.. this was the pre-climax of the story.. here it goes...
*the TEACHER took her markerpen and simply danced on the white board... writing cakar-ayam-ly on it with the speed of light.. we all stunned.. looking at her back as if we had amphylatic shock... then miss wong said: now listen a-- all of u mus have to have copy every single word i write on the board as fast as possible, cause i will write very the fast and later i will straight rub off when there is more no space is lefting... (mind the grammar mistakes...)
junwan: teacher aaa--- where got like this-
miss wong : *interrupted* what where what got like this like that harhh? if not how i can get u allS' attentionS harh? so this is the only way larh... DO IT NOW!
all the middle-back gang: WOI!! WEI!!! TEACHER A!! GOT LIKE DAT WAN--
miss wong : *freaking interrupted again* LIKE THAT LIKE THIS LIKE WAT?!! TODAY I WAN HAND IN U ALL TO ME ALL THE BOOKS!! (grammar like standard negative 6) IF NOT I WILL TAKE ACTION (wonder what freaking action would she freaking take..)
about whole class: *roaring and boo-ing all around and making fool* ESPECIALLY YISHIN: argh!! wei!!! woi!! wowarghee!!! buaarrh!!!! eererrerrr!!! erghHH!! (dunno wad the hell happening to him)

then later she wrote on the board like... SUPER fast, SUPER cakar ayam, SUPER messy, and then her font like from times new changes to arial then to viridian then to comic sans then to arial black, then to monotype corsiva and then dunno wad...
on the board all of us could watch a series of MBS-drift.. walao... ur board kena separate by her 3 columns and str8 after all of it were full then later she IMMEDIATELY erased the first column and began the mbs-drift again, even faster and FASTER! she's kinda mad we think..

all of us were like stunned at that moment..but then later we sedar that we have to write AT LEAST SOMETHING or not she will really fang us to death.. or burn us to death.. although we had just managed to run out of the skul and reach the field at 2 minutes time during yesterday's fire drill practice.. all of us sick ady.. then yishin and i began to drift but jus couldnt follow the teacher... ok , lets cut off the nonsenses and lets go straight to the MAIN point..

this was it... the fight between MISS WONG & ONG YU YANG a.k.a rubb**h a.k.a bear's lao po..
ROUND 1: pre-war:-
- cik wong telah membuang sebiji grenade yang diimport dari USA kepada encik ong yu yang yg sedang mencuri tulang dan sedang zzzZZZ-ing di atas mejanya...
- grenada tersebut telah secara cepat berexplode tetapi secara luckily encik ong telah berjaya mendodgekannya...
- secara hiperbola hamba tu berdiri secara begitu tegak sekali dan sekarang memasuki peringkat WAR.

ROUND 2 : CETUSAN PERPERANGAN
-semasa sinaran matahari yang begitu kuat telah semakin dihalang oleh bayang-bayang bullets Ak-67 dan missles kereta kebal, en. ong telah bangun... masa ini juga cik wong telah menunjukkan kemarahan yang begitu ultimatenya itu... kedua-dua manusia itu pun ber-stare dan ber-glare secara flammable sesama lain..
-*perlukan imaginasi para penonton* background mereka terdapat api yang begitu membara tinggi dan panas serta berflame ganas.. even sandra punya hotness pun tiada tanding dengannya.. hahaxD
-blok yong chee seng telah bershake dengan begitu vigorous seperti chemical reaction antara rubidium (Rb) dengan air (H2O).. api membara dengan begitu ganas dan fierce sekali dan telah menyebabkan air peluh membanjiri kawasan itu..
-s'karang memasuki round 3...

ROUND 3: CLIMAXXXXXX
-cik wong telah bershout dan ber-roar secara KUAT sehingga menyebabkan hura-hara : WEI!! DIS BOY!! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WHEN EVERY-BODY IS BUSY COPYING THE NOTESSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHILE EVERYBODY IS COPYING !! HOW DARE U SLEEP ON THIS TABLE !!! HARHHH?!?!?!
-en.ong secara quick telah mengambil buku notanya keluar tetapi masih tiada dpt menandingi angin kencang yang keluar dari ke-roar-ran cik wong ...
-cik wong: *jerit umpama tiada orang lain punya bisnes* HOW DARE U!!!!!!!!! HARHHHH!!!!! HUH?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY U SLEEP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *pukul meja dgn kuat* TELL ME!!! U CANT DO DIS!!!!! TAKE OUT UR NOTES NOW AND COPY!!!!!
-beta dan hamba2 at first ingatkan perang ni akan stop ... tetapi bukan.. cik wong secara ganas telah membuka matanya dan meng-increase-kan saiz matanya pada tahap MAKSIMUM.. lalu dia menjerit (JERIT, BUKAN BERCAKAP, TETAPI J-E-R-I-T!!) : ^@$&*^$&*@^$(*$^&@$(*@&^(!$&$(*&@$(*)&$)*@&$@)$&@)($* WHAT'S UR NAME A??!?!?! I WAN THE DEMERIT FORM NOW!!! MONITOR!!!#&(@^@&(#!(&# AND HOW DARE U SLEEP HARHHH???!?!?! HARHHH??!??!?!?! WADS UR NAME!! TEL ME!! HOW DAREEEE U SLLEPPPP!!! I SEE SO MANY PPL WALKING AROUND AND TALKING AND SHOUTING, BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE TRYING TO BORROW NOTES TO COPY !!!! BUT!! ITS U!!! U!!! Y-O-U!! SLEEPING HERE AND PRETENDS THAT U TIDAK PATUT DO ANYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT S-L-E-E-P!!! SO WHAT U THINK U R NOW HARHH?? U R TEACHER IZIT?!?! U WAN TO BCOME TEACHER AND TEACH ME IZITT??! FINE!!! COME OUT NOW AND U TAKE EVERYTHING URS AND GIVE ME!! I AM TO GIV U MY TAG!! MY HANDBAG!! MY PENS!!! MY SKIRTS!! AND MY SHIRT!!! AND MY SPECS TOO!!! IF U WANT HARHH?!?!? I WARN U NOW!!! I AM THE TEACHER AND U R MY STUDENTS!!! SO U DON EVER SLEEP IN MY CLASSSSS!!!!! UNDERSTAND?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! (en. ong nodded) U LIKE dis *nodded her head mayb coz dunno the word 'nod' in BM* like dis MEANS WHAT HARHH??!! I DON ACTUALLY DON THINK U UNDERSTOODS WAT I TOLD TO U LORH!! U IF UNDERSTOODS U WILL NOT DO LIKE DIS THINGS LORHH!! (really idiotic grammar) I KNW MY ENGLISH IS NOT SO GOOD SO WHAT?!?!? BUT U HAVE TO REALLY KNOW THAT I AM UR TEACHHERER!!!!#^!^#%^*@! AND I THINK THAT I AM DESERVING TO BE RESPECTING BY ALL OF U!! AND ESPECIALLY U OKAYHH!! U.... U R TRYING TO SLEEP IZIT WHEN ALL OF THE STUDENTS WERE BUSYING COPYING THE THINGS ON THE BOARD IZIT NOW?!?! &@^$&*^(!^($@&$(*@^$(&!^$(!&^@(&$^!!!!! U ACTS AS A STANDARD 1 STUDENT NOW U KNW??!?!?! NONONO!!NO!! NO!!! EVEN A STANDARD ONE, NO! A TA-DI-KA KID CAN BEHAVE GOOD THAN U LORH!! THEY WONT SLEEP DURING CLASSES LIKE U!! SO WHAT U TRYING TO DO NOW!! HARHH??!! U THINK U STARE AT ME WITH THAT KIND OF FACE I WILL SCARE U NOW AHH?!??! I WONT WAN OKAYH!!! AND U THINK URSELF!!!!!! WHY I SCOLDS U LIKE DAT HARHH?!?! U THINK I WANT WAN ARH?!!! ARGH!!! NEXT TIME, IF I SEE ANYONE DO LIKE DIS THING LIKE THIS BOY, ERM.. WAT NAME A??! *look at the name tag through her THICK specs* ONG-YU-E-YANGG!!! AND I WILL SURE KICK U OUT OF THE CLASSS. CALLL MR WONG AND CATCH U!!! CALL UR PARENTS!!!! AND CANE U!!! AND DO THE WATEVER THE PUNISHMENTS WHICH ARE SHOULD BE (should be 'necessary')!!!

*all the students' reactions were different at all... *
some: *looked stunned *
some: boo--- BOO!!!
some: like yishin la.. shitting like me as if he thinks that he is HOTTER than me.. shame on him..
some: *add oil into fire*

and, and, and,,.... due to certain circumstances , and i don especially knw WHY... all of us freaking finished her note!!! in that particularly SHORT time.. we did it !!! hey!! woohoo!!

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and now.. the grand moment for mbs annual awards giving to:
the 1st and the only one...
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
the most FAMOUSest, most SHAMELESS-EST, PITIEST victim award....
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
let us call upon him, the receiver of this grand prize...
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
mr....
DEN DEN DEN DEN
ONG-
YU-
YANGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*he walks up to the stage slowly and all the spotlights and cameras shoots upon him.
emcee: mr. ong, whats ur feeling right now when we announced that this award belongs to u?? tell the audiences and ur fans!!
ong yu yang: erm... *sobbing slightly* feel.. i feel so PROUD!! i never think that i will stand on this stage today!! and standing by this podium to express myself!! *shouts uncontrollably* woow!!!waHHH!!!#^%@!*^#@%#^@#&^#(&#!^&*^#@&#(*#&@*(@&$*(@&(*@#$&*()$&@*(@&$*)@&$*)(@&$)@$&)@$)($&@*)@^$(*!^$()@*&$^!$&^@*$()@*)$&@)$&!!!!!!!

emcee: *cough* erm.. mr.ong, i think u need to calm urself down.. erm... wait *takes the mic away from ong* thank you so-
ong: *interrupted, looking extremely angry* wait!!!! argh... *snaps the mic back so hardly that the emcee stumbles* i havnt freaking say finish a!! i still wan thank my mom!! my dad!!! hahhahaahahha(dunno why laugh)!! and my classmates!!! and my teachers!! especially miss wong!!!!!!muahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha^%!#^*@*@@*&^@&$(*^@$&(*!!!

-THE END- xD