watashiwa...

6th March 2009....

the same date in 17 years ago... *flashback*
*baby cries*
--the conversation between the doctor and the daddy in hospital--
doctor: D Daddy: d

D: *shook his head*
d: *looked shock*
D: sir, im sorry...
d: what?! how was my wife????!
D: she's okay, just fine, but... but--
d: but what?! tell !!! tell lar u ^!#%!^#!!
D: the product...
d: what product?!
D: after that night when u're having sports with her....
d: then?! what was the product?!
D: please prepare... mentally.. u so gonna faint right on this spot after u hear it..
d: *hold breath* ok.. ok.. tell me... slowly.. not too direct..
D: ok. erm...
d: erm what lar?! not so indirect la stupid!!
D: *sigh*
d: what shape?!
D: erm--
d: apple? guava? durian?
D: no.
d: water bottle? tupperware?
D: *shook his head*
d: what larh?! animal a?!
D: quite so..
d: dog? cat?
D: *shook again*
d: lion? whale? elephant?!
D: *again*
d: bird? dinosaur? lizard? cockroach??!!
D: no la... jus...
d: jus what?!
D: err....
d: err what?! bear a?!??!?!??! BEAR???!!??!!
D: *stare blankly*
d: *hysteria*
D: *try his best to NOD*

--THE END---

enuf crapping these shits for now... and, by the way,
YAP CHUIN CHI!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

OTAKU OTAKU!!

watashiwa, e-sis-to-sis... (how to spell a?? =.='')

p/s: best regards from: (your family member)

and, this picture is strictly prohibited for children and people under 18 years old to see, touch or eat... xD