for a new morning to come.. when all the chinese return back to their normal rotting condition.. a whole new day..
not much thing to talk about the ministry people coming to our skul... either downgraded or upgraded our skul.. just a matter of fact that we don especially care.. coz of dis.. we have to freaking cut our hair freaking shortly.. lucky gt Chap Goh Mei... if not all our hair will so gonna be balded by the "malaysia boleh" beardy guy..
after LK period.. after a SHORT time for all the naughties enjoyed head-shooting each other in portable CS 1.6 in the comp lab... after a hypnotic lesson (komsas)... and here we could really felt the deep sense of a high speed clancy's drift on our class whiteboard.. being cakar-ayam-ed by our BELOVED sivic teacher ms.wong...
here's the synopsis... or plot.. wadever it is..
SHE.. the great one.. the first attempt straight after she entered our freaking class.. that usual irritated sense had ONCE flooded our mind(s)...
not even when our monitor jia yang was able to call upon our feets... she shouted like her boyfriend (blind, indeed) got cancer or aids: " I SEE ALL OF U ARE NOT WILLING TO STAND UP AND GREET ME YA!! " she freaking shouted as she took hold of her marker and began the drifting and racing on the board... we had indeed stunt... all looked at her, standing, perhaps.. we stood.. she never mind that... ?! we were like wtheck.. she entered so swiftly that the monitor didnt even have enough seconds to say class stand.. and she began like a chicky person.. shouting to the wall, the ceiling, the floor, the chairs and tables, the board, the recycle box, the brooms and mops, and the dustbin...
at the stunting moment... the BRAVE people began complaining... JUN WAN.. our hero...
"teacher, how u expect us to copy the notes when all of us stand up like this.. boey a.. u so tall.. i cant c a..."
"wad wad wad?! I COME INTO THE CLASS AND ALL OF U NEVER GREET ME LIKE IM A NOBODY!! I AM A TEACHER OKAYH?! U ALL ARE STUDENTS BUT YET NOT ONE OF U STAND UP AND GREET ME!! "
my turn.. :"but then--" she interrupted:" then WHAT?! IM A TEACHER AND U ALL ARE STUDENTS SO U ALL MUST AT LEAST GIV SOME RESPECT LARH!! U DON WAN TO RESPECT ME IZIT?!?! OKAYH THEN FINE!!! DON HOPE THAT I WILL RESPECT U GUYS ANYMORE!!"
*cutting off unimportant parts*
today... our class once again recognized another hero... instead of mr. yu yang and mr. goh jun wan... this is the real funneh part.. for us :-p
DEN DEN DEN DEN...
ms wong:"all of u a!! when i write!! on the board!! u all talk!! talk !!! Talk!!! TALK TALK TALK!! TALK!! don copy but TALK!! i see all of u don wan to copy right!! ITS JUST A SIMPLE THING!! *mumbles around this and that*
hero boey:" *talking with yu yang*
ms wong:" *spotted at hero boey at once* AND YOU!! I NOTICED U LONG TIME ADY!! u keep talk talk TALK TALK TALK!! I CALL U TO COPY ISNT IT?!?! U LIKE TO TALK ISIT?!?! OKAYH!! NOW U BE THE TEACHER!!
hero boey:" *scratching his hair as if he did not know wad was freaking happening*
ms wong:" U !! U!!! YA .. U!!! YOU!!! COME OUT NOW!! U LIKE TO TALK SO MUCH!! COME OUT AND TALK !! U CAN TALK ANYTHING U LIKE !!! NOW COME OUT AND TALK!!!
hero boey:" *enlarging his eyes as big as possible and glared at teacher*
ms wong:" U SEE WAD SEE?! COME OUT NOW LARH!! SINCE U LIKE TALKING SO MUCH!! *pulling out him using supernatural power*
hero boey:" *go out helplessly*, *stand in front of the students, scratching his head at intervals*
ms wong:" NOW TALK LARH!! TALK ANYTHING U WANT!! NOW !! TALK NOW!!! U LIKE TO TALK RIGHT?!?! TALK!!
hero boey:" wad to talk? aiyoh.. i got nothing to say ...
ms wong:" JUST NOW I TOT U GOT SO MANY THINGS TO SAY?!?! U GOT A CHANCE NOW AND TALK LARH!!
hero boey:" *irritated* jus now i din talk alot also...
ms wong:" WAD?!?! U DIN TALK?!?! I SEE U TALKING SINCE I CAME IN THE CLASS!!! I DON CARE !! TALK NOW!!
hero boey:" *glared fiercely*
ms wong:" just now talk so much!! now TALK LARH!!! cannot talk a?!!?!! TALK A!!
hero boey:" *broke his limit*
at the spur of the moment.. something really out of every single one of our expectation happened... this is it...
hero boey went back to his seat and sat down... here was wad he said.... LOUDLY...
"DUNO WAD'S WRONG WITH THIS TEACHER!! 无理取闹！！ 都不懂她要什么！！一进班就骂来骂去！！我们没有错咯！！ 傻婆！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
**traslation**:
dono wad the teacher wants!! come in class then straight scold and shout this and that!! we not doing anything wrong lor!! INSANE!!!
SO NOW U GUYS FEEL HOW STRONG IS MR. BOEY JIN WERN?!?! OUR HERO!! HE FIGHTS FOR RIGHTS!! HE DOES NOT EVEN CARE CAUSING A "GIRL" CRIES LIKE SHIT!! HE DESERVED A KISS FROM OUR BELOVED MR. ONG YU YANG!! CLAP!! MAY ALL OF US GIV A ROUND OF BIG APPLAUSE TO HIM!! HE IS GREAT!! TOTALLY OUT OF OUR EXPECTATION...............................!! WOOHOO!!
and finally... we were so freaking disappointed.. he said SORRY ... his image was once again...
...SPOILT.
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