I REPEAT...

***outside the society talking about MBS***
A: harh... that monkey school.. i tot they very the cerdik wan... but then all like nerds...
B: aiyah.. actually nth to do wit nerds la.. they're just too lonely coz dun hav girls mar...
A: who say?! got girls la but form 6 ma...
B: *digging nose* erm.... same lar... aiyo.. u think those form1's can mix wit those form 6 GIRL seniors meh? stupid...
A: *angry* y say me stupid?! u very the clever iziit?! i jus wan to tell u, my son went in there and got 7 A's for PMR la duh!!
B: *blek* yala yala geng la geng la...
A: *tears comin out of this silly woman's eye* but... but.. But.... BUT!! he became so un-interested to girls ady... even this year CNY when she saw his girl cousin, vry hot de... wearing bikini jumping around the swimming pool's side... he still looks NORMAL !! gosh!!
B: is that girl really hot?
A: hot than sandra okayhh?? ei... who is sandra a?
B: i dun care la... so i say lor.. boys cant go normal when no girls around, their hormones will like just IMbalance when no opposite genders around them... how poor...
A: i wonder if all the teachers are IMbalance too....
B: ermm... dunno woh....
**heavy footsteps approach**
C: woi!! u these 2 aunties a.. i've been listening to wad u 2 said jus now... MBSians arent gay okayh?! they're just... just... just....
A and B: just what? *looking impatient*
C: just... errr.. how to say leh.... justttttttt..............................
A and B: *looking each other*
C: just.... homo...

***sketch ends***

Okayh ladies and gentlemen.. what im trying to tell u is that what the society thinks of MBS for these years is totally FALSE !!
pls lar... we aren't gay.. i repeat... WE ARE NOT GAY!! NOR LESBIANS OR HOMO's!!
jus that u all think a boy school's boy is prohibited to expose outside the world with GIRLS...
we arent living under COCONUT SHELLS okayh?!
a banana and a banana cant have sex intercourse larh!!! LOGIC abit...
and tell the whole world... countries which have little amount of population like Canada need us larhhh... we 're strong, keung... dun ever LOOK DOWN at us...

crap la.... especially me!!
I REPEAT...
I
AIN'T
A
GAY!!
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