TAHNIAH,.....

"tahniah tahniah, terimalah angpau ni dlm s'kit shj jgn tak puas ya..."

jus went to my neighbour's house for a jamuan kenduri... the malay couple was like too excited when they saw us arrive... The weather was freaking hot...

we found a table and sit down... my father talked with his malay friends and it was somehow like "tahniah, tahniah, thank u kerana belanja kita (kita?! kami larh....) makan-makan (tak payah gandakan okayh?!) ya... tahniah tahniah..." i dont like it when he was like mem-force-kan the bride and bridegroom to receive his angpau...

I saw few malay kids wearing baju melayu playing PS inside.... wow so high tech, i tot they were used to play congkak or wau or... wateva larh.... and then they stared at my sis and i... this was the first time i've been stared by a group of kids... i dono why... maybe jus that they had nvr seen a guy attending jamuan kenduri wearing so SIMPLE... plus a pair of sandals i wore during ICC... ini panggil LOW PROFILE okayhh?! pun bukan beta yg berXXX dgn pengantin female itu .. buat apa pakai hingga SARCASTIC macam?!

ok lets talk about those foods... they employ like 10-20 waiters, all wearing baju melayu, what they do is just taking a plate, a fork, a spoon and a tissue to the guests on the queue... i was like what the?! wtheck for employing 10-20 waiters as there're oni 2 queues?! the foods were like so malay-ic : nasi goreng (with dry raisins and apricots, so special ^^), ayam KARI, kambing KARI, even lembu KARI !!, NANAS SAMBAL(?!), oranges (dry like nobody's business), muffin, kuih melayu.................

then here comes the funneh part:
every table has a teapot-like pot..(what the... =.='') inside was purely water... beneath the pot is a basement which had holes to let the overflowed water to stay inside... I poured some water into a glass and drank some of it.... then , Then, THEN!! a malay woman sat opposite laughed and told me that: "hey dik... hahaha... tau tak? u tak pernah datang ke kenduri ke? air dlm pot tu bukan utk minum tau? untuk ini macam la dik... haha...***poured some water onto her palms as if she was washing her hands***s'karang tau? air ni utk cuci tangan tau?" TRIPLE G!! ^#%@*%*@$%@#*%@*$!%$*@^#$T@*&$%#$*&#$&(@$^#(&%^#(*%#^%(&%@($^(*%#^(&^(&@%^#&%*#(%&%(#&%(*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOI!! B*B*!! KAU S'KARANG BARU BAGI TAU SAYA ADAKAH LAMBAT S'KIT SUDAH ARHHH?! she was like laughing at me IM NOT CLOWN OKAYH?! SO WHAT?! YEA I DUNNO U MALAYS USE WATER ON A TABLE , IN A POT TO FREAKING WASH UR HANDS OKAYH?! yea i jus drank some of it... NOT SOME!! ALMOST THE WHOLE GLASS!!OMG!! i felt like asking "air ni bersih tak? beta mmg tak tau air ni utk cuci tangan larhhhh>.<" but for FACE, i jus din ask that...

sien larhhhh.... i wonder would i get sick of what kind of diseases coz of that pot of "pure" H2O... beta tak mau masuk ICU kat HUKM... if i have to go to hospital to let the doctor freaking cut off my abdomen and to take out my stomach to check whether the DARN water had destroyed my body or wateva... pls... GLEN EAGLE PRIVATE HOSPITAL please!! i prefer that..

argh>.<