Saturday, December 27, 2008

learning first aid is USEFUL...

***LUNCHTIME***

i found three packets of mi goreng MI SEDAP BERPERISA SAMBAL in the drawer at my kitchen today... LUCKY!! i wont keep my stomach empty this wonderful noon...

i am good at all types of cooking, EXCEPT frying, steaming, rebus-ing, deepfrying, grilling, etc etc etc etc....... so now i knw, im oni gud in BOILING WATER, thr4 instant noodles are best choice of mine.

but then... incidents are always unnoticeable for victims. I was one of it about 20 minutes ago...

as Devandran a.k.a coal black said during ICC: within this half an hour, ur wrist can patah, even 2 minutes later, u may DIE!!.... WHO KNOWS?? different fates and lucks fall on every single person living on this Earth.. (enuf crapping la swt =.=) i thought he was just joking and what he said did not make any sense... but... until 20 minutes ago ... beta sudah bawahberdiri kat apa yang hamba coal hitam tersebut bercakap, apa-apa sahaja akan berlaku pada bila-bila terhadap sesiapa shj tak kira baik atau buruk, I apperciate this KATA HIKMAT str8 after i injured my finger, as 1 second b4 this GLOBAL news happened, i was digging 1 of my nostrils with it... TRIPLE G!! LOL

u're right, coal black...

as what the title means, learning first aid is useful, Useful, USEFUL!!! as we human (although im GOD hehe) would not know wad may happen even a second later an airplane may crash into ur bedroom and the pilot might have seen what r u doin ALONE on ur BED (starts with a T and ends with a K, which is normal for teenagers NOWADAYS especially ppl like weixing and zhengkang, hahahaxD)... or the moment str8 after u flushed ur toilet bowl after u finish baking hot chocolate cake(s) and havin appointments inside ur toilet, u may see a dark, ugly, ^@@^#%@^%$*^@%*#^%!@*&^%@&$*^@$&*-ing reflection of ur face on the mirror!! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!!

ladies and gentlemen, as a conclusion , pls pls pls PLEASE apperciate the PHILOSOPHIES i am teaching u right now... support St.John Ambulance or any medical association for sacrificing their precious times to learn and train how to apply a simple PLASTER onto beta punya injured finger... coz it may happen onto urselves too in maybe 5 more seconds after u read this post...

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ARGH!#@#@^^&#%^!@&%$^&%$&^!%#&^$$@*^($%*$%@$*^#@%^&$^*#%!^#*&^!!!!
u juz got a TRIPLE G!! hahaxD

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